Pussy with Teeth

The late, great Rob Smith a.k.a Acidman bemoaned the "ladies" who had pussies with teeth. Now you can actually get them.

Fatty--Intervention

Jenny Craig pushes Al Gore to face an inconvenient truth.
(picture stolen and captured via Drudge)

Helen Mirren

For those of you sufficiently teased by this link from Drudge about Helen Mirren not wearing undies at the Oscars rent this DVD. You'll get to see a couple of shots of Helen Mirren's pussy.
Not bad, especially if you're into MILFs.

Global Warming My Ass

Perhaps Nanny (State) Pelosi can have her Global Warming panel discussion somewhere in iced-up Oklahoma. One rule, attendees have to drive via I-70 or I-10.

Spoonerize this, Cupid's Stunt.

In other news, I had to make some much-needed-and-could-not-postpone repairs on my house. Some days, the windows had to be left open.

Thank God for Global Warming.

Oh! And, Al Gore. Fuck you! History will remember you as a pathetic cartoon character--and not the good (Disney-Hannah-Barbera) kind either. Taking advice on anything scientific from a divinity school dropout is like listening to a Catholic priest teach abstinence (well, may be from women, not teenagers).

Assholes. One and all.

Open letter to Senator McCain

Dear Senator McCain:

This letter is a request for you to disabuse yourself of the notion of running for the Presidency of the United States. Other's have suggested more drastic measures. I wish you would fade away into the sunset with the thanks of a nation for your acts of bravery decades ago.

Here's why you cannot and should not be the President:

1. If you took an oath to uphold the Constitution, you would be lying. You might have billed yourself as the engine-man of the Straight-Talk Express. But your anti-free-speech-and-expression-legislation has caused people to take it up the caboose.

2. Your media-darling image is, at best, smoke and mirrors. The only reason why the media whored itself out to you in 2000 is so that they could undermine Dubya during the Republican primaries. The only reason they continued to do so now was because you supported half-assed legislation that derailed the Republican agenda (such as it was) . If you represent the Republicans in 2008, to use a reference from the British sitcom "Sorry," the media will "sit on your head and break wind" faster than you can spell Keating Five.

Right now, the media is batting its collective metro-sexual, mascaraed eyelashes, faces expectantly upturned for Hillary Clinton's (hereafter referred to as Satan's Spawn [SS]) cum bath. And by this, I am not implying that SS might be a squirter. There's enough reason to believe that copious amounts of semen with sperm would be involved. Rumor has it that SS has a fairly impressive penis.

3. Besides, your behavior leads me to believe that you are a sore loser, very unlikable and an all round asshole.

4. In these times, this country needs leadership--short-term and with a view to the distant future. You're not it.

Sincerely,

C_Simms

PROTEST

Now here's a protest I can get behind, or in front of.

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Good Bye!